wake up with the king!!!

so, burger king has this new "enormous omelet sandwich" that they just
added to the menu, and of course, health advocates are up in arms. um,
it's not like its required to eat one of these things. if people want
to eat it, then let them. i'm sure a lot of them know the risks and
don't give a crap. fact is, the thing probably tastes fantastic. i
love the fact that it's actually got the word "enormous" in the official
name.

i drove by a bk the other day and they had a sign out front advertising
breakfast (and maybe this monstrosity) and it said "wake up with the
king!!" is it just me, or do you get a visual of annette benning's legs
in the air yelling "i loveeeee it!" as peter gallagher yells "how does
it feel to be f'ed by the king?!?!" (american beauty ref for those of
you not in the know)

this thing does look awesome though:

mmmmmmmmmmm ... no mayo?

i give it three weeks before the mcgargantuan colon egg blow comes out:
3 eggs, 3 pieces or cheese, bacon, sausage, a mcgriddle cake on one end,
a biscuit on the other, fries, special sauce, a mcnugget (with hot
mustard sauce), tartar sauce