my take on the johnny damon press conference

red sox, red sox, red sox, red sox, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, umm, red sox, red sox, but i'm really happy to be a yankee

i, i, i, i, i, i'm the best leadoff hitter, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, i, oh, jeter's ok too

i meant a lot to the boston fans, they're going to be crushed

hey johnny jesus, you should also know that no player is above the team either. like clemens and pedro didn't mean a lot to us?

let's get coco crisp baby! it would be worth it just to hear that four times a night!


for you new readers, don't forget my "hey black hamma!" post from april